Articles from March 2011



All of Me: are biracial children who identify with all their heritages happier?

It’s like we’re twins. Okay, not really. She has her stuff way more together than I do. So without further ado Dun Dun Dun Dunnnnnn!! Today, I’ve got a really awesome guest post from another single white mom with a biracial daughter. It’s got some really rad articles linked. I hope that you read the [...]

There will be poop

Not really holding poop. But you wondered, right? All this talk of puke and vomit over the past couple of weeks has made one of our favorite topics around the house feel a bit left out. Poop. That’s right. Poop. Poop is one of Annika’s favorite words lately. She likes to say it, just to [...]

Pukity, puke, puke, puke

After mentioning twice in the last two weeks that I recently got vomited on, it made me remember the last (and first) time I was vomited on, which was in fifth grade. I was standing in line behind this kid, I’ll call him Jeff — because that was his name — when he turned around, [...]

Bag ‘O Meat

She knows what she wants. There are a lot of things I never thought I’d say in my entire life. And then I became a mom. Yep, this is gonna be one of those posts. I never thought I’d have to tell someone not to spit on me, and be laughing while I did it. [...]

I am so not PC, and where to get that shot glass

Evil but cheap So many people mentioned to me that they wanted one of these shot glasses from my last post. I felt the need to see if I could find one online and tell you where I bought it. I found on on Amazon by searching for measuring spoon shot glass. But it’s almost [...]

My kinda measuring cup

I was perusing a housewares aisle this afternoon when I stumbled upon this appealing, and wonderfully useful little tool. Initially, I snickered and then walked about three steps before I came to my senses, realizing that I MUST buy this shot glass/measuring spoon. Maybe this will make me want to cook more. Or buy more [...]

Sometimes the Universe Gives Very Clear Signs

Earlier this week I noticed this on my refrigerator: I found it amusing and wondered if possibly my ex-husband had died and come back to haunt me. He used to have a Zippo lighter with this exact engraving on it. It was his basic life philosophy. Now, I’m not exactly a glass half-full kind of [...]

Hurlfest 2011: The Beginning and the End

We just ended a day of puking and shitting. No, I did not get drunk last night. Annika has a stomach bug. There’s something about going through a day like this that gives me the feeling of pride in my dedication as a mother. Like, I earned a Girl Scout badge or something. I mean, [...]

Hey American lawmakers, stop raping women

I’ve been really pissed off over the past few weeks watching various news reports on bills around the country that are affecting womens’ health and reproductive liberties. It’s flat out an assault on women. It’s disgusting, immoral and unethical. To put it in Texan terms, it just ain’t right. Here’s what I’m talking about: A [...]

Do I ever learn? Maybe, this time I did.

When I first put out my call for submissions on how to give daily proofs of love to my daughter, I envisioned that I was going to get all these secrets and tips from other moms, things I was completely unaware of and suddenly I would be imbued with a deeper knowledge of how to [...]